The Jolly Heretic with Prof Edward Dutton

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I Couldn't Even See Her EYES . . . in Northern Finland

Apr 16, 2026
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I was making my way to my local branch of Lidl when I saw it in the distance; a pitch black ghost pushing an equally black pram. She wasn’t merely wearing a burka. Even her eyes were completely covered; she was presumably able to just about see through the thin fabric.

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