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Essex Police: “How dare you protest the rape of your children! It means we actually have to work!”

Jul 22, 2025
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On 22nd July, Essex Police sent out a press release stating it had cost £100,000 to police protests in Epping over the previous week. Their press release was tweeted out by GB News. I couldn’t believe what I was reading, until I remembered that Essex Police, like almost everything else these days, is likely to be run by Head Girls; uber-conformist, socially anxious, strictly rule-following Karens who manipulate their way through life rather than dare to have a fair fight.

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